Fantasilandia

So I haven't written in here for a while and that's because it's a lot of work and we all know how I feel about that.

So last Saturday I went to this place:


Fantasilandia, a Chilean theme park. It was like $13 to get in which is pretty cheap I guess. It had good rides. Anyways, I got there at like 3 in the afternoon because I was hung over. So I really only rode like 4 rides. One of them was this:



Anyways, the line for it was like an hour long, at least. But we made friends with a clown at the park earlier in the day who came and found one of my friends again and started talking to us while we were standing in line. He snuck us around and got us in through the exit line with no wait whatsoever. It was awesome. As they were strapping us in, he told us a quick story about one of the rides that was closed, a wild mouse roller coaster.

The ride was closed because the day before a car FELL OFF THE TRACK at the top. No one died, but the guy in the car SNAPPED HIS LEG IN HALF. Luckily he told us this as the ride was starting and I gotta say it wasn't really one of my most confident amusement park rides. I lived though, in case you couldn't tell.

Tonight I'm going on an 11 hour bus ride to go into an active volcano. Hopefully I come out looking like this.


I have a story about some Peruvian illegal immigrants and maybe a couple other things but whatever. Peace out